R Fines, C Shields SOCAN
Mrs. Turner is a sight as she cuts the grass
The girls walkin’ by are checkin’ out her ass
And the layers of flesh stacked on her thighs
At her age! Does she not realize?
Shorts enough to make you queasy They just don’t suit her
The girls feel uneasy and fearful of the future
And with that halter top on, Man, that’s some kind of style
As she looks up, the girls all smile
Ch It’s a friendly place. People keep their houses nice.
A little too much rain, but there’s a beach nearby.
Tom and Sally keep an eye as Mrs. Turner tends the lawn
She sure seems to try but she gets it all wrong
There seem to be spots that she’s purposely skipping
And she’s got no catcher to catch the clippings
Mrs. Turner is a sight with that electric lawn mower
If she can’t get it right, she shouldn’t do it anymore
Seems she does a lot less good than harm
As she glances up they both wave their arms
Ch It’s a friendly place. People keep their houses nice.
Doesn’t get enough rain, but there’s a beach nearby.
Girlie Turner is happy as she flings the cord
Her hair stuffed up in a hat that belonged to Gord
Gord planted this lawn, it seems just yesterday
Ten years now he’s gone. It was a Saturday
Girlie flies overseas every year with her sisters
They went to France once where a stranger kissed her
Now she’s sleeping on a floor in a hotel in Japan
When she sees the girls smile and the neighbours wave their hands
Ch It’s a friendly place. People keep their houses nice….
Just enough rain and a beach nearby